Description

This establishment has been operating since the day you were born, and it has one rule, You Can Eat It Or Starve . There s one thing on the menu per day, and if you don t like it you can go hungry. The proprietor, head chef, and waiter is Dad, and he didn t bust his rear end cooking so you can pout at his slightly charred hot dogs. If Today s Special is meatloaf, guess what? You re eating meatloaf. You want grilled cheese? Tough nuggets kiddo, he s not washing another pan. And there s no dessert menu til your plate is clean. This diner couldn t care less about your bad reviews either. You should be grateful, there are kids starving in [insert any other country here].